"I understand, Vladimir. I will transmit this information to Barack."
"Mr. President, Vladimir says hello!"
Obama deploys The Claw.
Clooney deploys The Claw.
Baby deploys The Claw.
Michelle Obama deploys the Heisman.
"One billion dollars for free photo filters. As you can see, Mr. President, it makes perfect sense."
Helen--in the light blue track suit--was only off by 90 degrees.
Women scream upon meeting Michelle Obama.
U.S. Ambassador to China Gary Locke (midframe): "Secrets secrets are no fun."
"Okay kids, let's pretend you're all Democratic legislators and I'm The Public Option. RAAAHR!"
David Cameron is ticklish.
On triple dates, David Cameron and Marvin Nicholson are no help at all.
Obama delights an old man.
"So then how do these words get up into the teleprompter?"
"...and over here is Pete Souza, my personal photographer. As you can see, uh, his fly is unzipped."
Natasha did not put much stock in her KGB clandestine surveillance training. Not much stock at all.
South Front of the White House Attends a Flashy Bat Mitzvah, a classic of Thomas Kinkade's surrealist period, was not well received in his galleries in the South and Midwest.
"Well, this is awkward." -both of them
"Keep up the good work with AttackWatch.com"
"Yeah, the lights are out but the phone still works... What? No, I won't hold."
"Nope, they're still off. Is there something else you can try?"
"When I told you that I'd show you where I'm laying pipe, what did you think I meant?"